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  of

      CLOWNISMATICS

Humor vs Age

... the quotient of HUMOR in folks

         is inversely proportional to AGE ... 

     [exceptions being Santa  &  God]

joker'd2:

de 3 ringling bros:

circa:00o0

Small Talk...

Little JoHNn

                         ... BIG Squirt  or  Little Squirt;   

     vary little; when both hit the Dirt. 

Of  more import 

                                   ~~~~~~~~~ is ~~~~~~~~~

what grows before either dries up

                         that has sipp'd

                               Life's golden Cup

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dripped to

her Royal wetness

circa 00o0

Gone to Ashes.. ..

& breathed fire too!
Being reptilian they would be herbivores; poor dental hygiene would have fibrous vegetable remnants festering, decaying; rotting in between the teeth in huge cavernous mouths; with sword-sized incisors; scimitar-sharp-canines; pummeling-pulverizing-pre-molars; battering-ram-powered-molars;
plus other as yet undocumented masticating dentine structures; would present a high likelihood, that from their enormous buccal cavities;
considerable volumes of pungent-awesomely-foul odours;
would be given out: emitted from tons of rotting vegetation-derived left overs from their -yåpe†i-châpé†i meals; in gaseous form. swamp gas; methane;

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when their opposing gigantic dentures chaw down;

                 CCccliaarrkk
              

                 ••••

flying sparks igniting

          BIOMethane loaded DRAGONic bad breath
 

                   VvvrrRO00ooOOMm
 

                       fire-breathing Dragons..

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               blew theirselves to extinction

Å S†ÅR isssh Pø®ñ

å Børñ$†å®éPørñ

 

 

 

.. to Fully live : one is reminded -------a person must have FUN <>  enJOY .. 

   :every living moment of everyday: 

: with everyone: with anyone: never miss out : 

: must never be seen as a loser : must be a S†AR :

FUN------with 

                        doughnuts rolling sex.silly across the canteen floor.

          -----with 

                       Hot dogs dangling free over the cooking stove ..

 

Raging       Bulls       are       Heroes                   Animals     

Big       CaTigeresses   on    heat  Heroines    

                             Animals  

Fun -------with

      friendly   neighborhood        Heroines     Spiderwomen  

 Postmen who always ring twice; yes 

       ... Don't miss-out,

           havé Fun - Fu• - F•ñ - Fxçking Fun

              oh yes: yes: yes: yes: yes: 

                              ooh Yes..

 : faster faster : faster faster : faster faster : faster:

     when that Switch is thrown to oFF    

 yex....yes .ex.. yes .. yex .. yes .. xes .. yes

                             

¥ou

 

             

who thought you did enjoy had FüN

 ....       bu†† you nEve® really had any

            fun 

       you was had  ..

                         Fuçkéd by:

                 your wåññåbé  Å  $ T Å ®

                                                                         mind set ..

squir-ted 2

emtee veesal

circa:00o0

<<< HE >>>

I   AM

...

how one loves to despise,

the very degenerate faults one notices in others : 

                                  which one flaunts in oneself; 

         as such uniquely acquired personal virtues.. 

                                               😂

jeer'd @

harm ka charn

circa:00o0

A SH•T Story

.."he who does no work, should not eat" ..

                he

         who 

                  has no [desire]

                         to work;

            yet 

                 [insistently wants to]

                            eat

                                                                                                         plentifully;

                                 would find intestinal 

                                                                 peristalsis slowing

                                                                                                   down..........  

            which makes  drier,  harder

                                                                   stool.

                   Hard sTOOL's    

                                                      harder

                                                                     to shit.                                      

coNstipATIONAL             

                                        disorder

                                                                         & ill health..sets in.

                     

                                ?

                                       

    ¿ 

                                          

                ?

        

                                  ?    

    preceding 

                                                           an earlier return to

                                                                  the         

                                     sENDer…

 

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   eat,       drink,       &        be       🄼̶🄴̶🅁̶🅁̶🅈̶       buried

elected digestively

to rectal Orifice

Size matters ....

 

 .. pettiness of mind

                   is inversely proportional

                                  to 

                                the diversity of its deviousness...