How it's done - properly..

Learn A FACT a Day

                                  MO VI E s   

                           

 

Latest first aid procedure developed as first-aid

for Critically injured targets of 

                       gunshot

                                          assault                                                        violent         

                                    intent

                    to cause

   maximum damage 

1   : CALL out the victim's name: 

2 : Repeat                               

 '''    Look at me  Stay with me 

             Look at me       Stay with me          

      Look at me          stay with me    

        Look at me              stay with me  ''' 

             keep repeating endlessly until 

                       either

  victim dies

  ündertaker

         arrives

or

                            Movie   .   ends

 

 or 

..audience throws up 

& 

need

first aid too.

 

 

whichever comes first..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 reTailed to:

 BOx oFFix

circa 00o0

Parental Guidance ..

M O V I E S :   

         A  FACT a day keeps the flu at bay..

"..I come from a long line of Police Officers.

My Father was an OFFICER.

His Father too, before him.

So too my Mother
           & her Father.


I am a COP.."

                           ||||||


FACT:

 C O P = Special lab-bred Specimen.

         

 

ReVeal'd to

Giltee S. Caj

Circa 00o0

In   the   beginning  

Once, long ago...

 Little drops of water

       & 

     Tiny grains of sand

    made the  mighty oceans

          &   

              the mighty land; rather happily, actually.

-- after passing of  TIME

      little squirts and tinnie grits

    got infected by the Egobloat.Meso.great.terraYucki-bug

  &

  before more Time could pass

Sir Stîñkø Stéñch

                           with

                           Lady Reek;

 hand in glove with Mr. WaaPiangArghh; 

under advisement by:

MultiFaucet -BIGwtf Sons & Sons Plc.   

   - totaled the score -      

   uncooked the books 

                              &

                     !!!Tadaaa !!

                             ||||

 The  Néü Nørmål of Nøw 

                          - is- 

Defecated 

                         HERE ..

            |

              | 

                 | 

                   |

    oh Yeeaaaahh .. tastes rather good; actually.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TøñgSåmpård to:
Nais Lee Skrued:                                                                                                                                                                circa 00o0

Need Not HATE

     get REAL about
                             L   O  V   E

L O V E

is not

The Greatest in Life.
The absence of  

HATE
is.

if one is unable to L O V E that Green-skinned, slanty eye'd guy; who practices an anathematic faith that 

 honors carrot cakes & 90 proof Spirit.

one need not HATE him.

Finding it impossible to

L O V E the Dhroutimoans;
the Muolists;

 or the Dyxjashutists; 

one need not HATE them.

Absence of

HATE

is

-:- Greatest -:-

  

Not

L O V E

Wispurr'd to:
Donna Bee Konfewz:
circa 00o0

 

Missed Call

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  It is not about
     

 

 how           many

 

-|

  

    how       often 

 

  |-

 

the calls.
 

 

It is to listen out for 

the 

W  OR  D

 &  

 

know          from

 

W
H   O
 M 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

relatte 2:

NehRaidTed

Circa oo0o

ĤoⲰ ∂å Ǵꙭŝȇ's Ǥǿኬnå ꓭ𐎅 C👀𑀅éD ...

or

Which came first

 

  

 Egg came then Chicken got hatched

                                  or 

Chicken came then laid  Egg ?

 

Before the above unending
Bull-Dung/Cow-Shit,
smelling-bad, smoke screen got started
by certain fellas with nothing better to show,
to justify their comfortably entrenched
lifestyles; who farted started

 this unend-able; no-gain, except to theirselves worthless crap..

---there actually came,  these

                            𓆀 ἅ 🐁  𓁶𓆗 ♘ ❤ ☏ 𓃼 𓆌

               𓄄 🔪🍀 👀  fl 𓃓 𓅅  Թ ☝ 🔧

               ✏📎𓅢 Կ 𓅞 ☣ ꖻ 🎧 ♤ 𓆦

               👽 🆏⍈ ⚧𓃰

               𓆟 ∆𓅧Ֆ𐌸 Þ

               𐍉 𐅁ʍᛥ 𒅤 𒄨 ✈𒋨𓃸𓂰 

               𒀒𓆫 𒇺𓅉 𐌎𓁙𐤈𓅿🎶 𓃗 ⺂

               ⚛ 🎼ᬓ † 𓃜 Ï  ⚓ 𝕦ᑳℝ Ⅎ 𝕦
               𝕔𝕜 é 𝕕 ⚛♜
               ☠㊥ ࿗ ƨ ㅭ
               𓀘✄ 𓉲 Ω
               ᐜᑂЯ ⅂ 𓀗

               ᙩ公 𓀗𓊱💥
                ড ৠ𓃟 ய꘠
               ☯ᬓ𓃰𓃪   

And to paraphrase Eliza Doolittle in "my fair lady"
                      Just you wait..
 

each egg-born'd chicken
or
chicken hatched egg ......
regardless whichever came first 

or came not, 

altogether 

                 >:- Egg -:- ChickeN  -:<

would be          

 

Omele††ed
Toas†ed
&
Ï üç  ed

 

⚓

💿

👞

💍

⛩🗽🚲🚰🛁⛸☂💲📎🔌🀠 👀 ⚽

🅷 ☃P P¥ 

 ₦ ⏏ ₩

🆈

 ÅƎ

🆁

 

 

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serfed to
brād furzz inbred
circa 00o0